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Download or read book Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road (and Other Lies I Tell My Children) written by Susan Konig and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-08-08 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susan Konig's first book offers a uniquely frank look at the modern family by "an exceptional humorist on the order of Erma Bombeck and Jean Kerr" (Library Journal). The Konigs can barely turn around in a city apartment that seems to be shrinking. With Baby #3 on the way, they take drastic measures: They buy a house and move to The 'Burbs. Countless sticky adventures ensue. In her hilariously unflinching account of motherhood and domestic pursuits, Konig shares a supermom's little secrets, from the importance of Cheerios to the truth about Bambi's mother ("she was running an errand").