Sh*t My Dog Says
| Author | : Inc Peter Pauper Press |
| Publisher | : Peter Pauper Press, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2011-07 |
| ISBN-10 | : 9781441305787 |
| ISBN-13 | : 1441305785 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (785 Downloads) |
Download or read book Sh*t My Dog Says written by Inc Peter Pauper Press and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-07 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now its just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. Hes an awesome dogkind of like Nietzsche if hed been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Dont be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine witpacked with evocatively funny line artis the straight poop scooped.
