Santa Responds

Santa Responds
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Publisher : Running Press Adult
Total Pages : 116
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ISBN-10 : 9780786741052
ISBN-13 : 0786741058
Rating : 4/5 (058 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Santa Responds by : Santa Claus

Download or read book Santa Responds written by Santa Claus and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2008-09-23 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa


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