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Download or read book Men are from Mars, Women are INSANE written by Chris Mauns and published by Mathias Lindberg. This book was released on with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your woman do things that go against all rhyme and reason? Is she a smoldering volcano always ready to explode? And why does she keep on buying shiny things? This little guide to women will teach you how to be in a relationship and still keep at least SOME of your sanity/freedom. We start from the very beginning by explaining what a woman really IS by comparing her to better known everyday objects like a Computer, a Rock, and a Parrot. Learn about: different types of women common relationship problems fending off marriage/kids signs that your relationship is heading for doom how hormones screw up your sanity why marriage is a scam and much, much more! After reading this book you will also know how to choose the best specimen, what love really is, and how to ensnare a beautiful woman using only your beard! I know it all sounds too good to be true, but don't take my word for it! Here are some other people's opinions: “Hilarious Book! Every guy should read this! Chris tells some very funny stories and has a good solution to dealing with 1/2 of the world's population.” John Holley “This book was a hilarious and pretty accurate read. I look forward to reading more books by you. Good job!“ Charli W “I haven't laughed so much in years. Being female I must admit some of the laughter was evil as I recognized other women I know (not me). Definitely a great read. I would recommend it to anyone who likes to at least smile.” Author Linda Arditto “Don’t buy it!! I FORBID YOU! It’s a waste of $2.99!!” Your woman, just before she flew off to buy yet another $50 handbag (using YOUR money!) Buy this book NOW before she comes back, NOT because you aren't the man of your own house, but because you prefer peace and quiet over having to fight off a blood crazed bird pecking for your last remaining eye. ;-O