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Download or read book Donald J. Trump: Anointed by God written by I. M. Probulos and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-30 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This short story, at 130 pages, includes my three favorite topics: Damnation by Probability, religion, and of course, the anointed one--Donald J. Trump. My recommendation is to set off a few hours and go someplace quiet, with no distractions, so you can immerse yourself in this world-changing event I've created. It is not told with fictional characters but with current politicians, celebrities, and news anchors. This is a work of satire, parody, and fiction. Yes, Jesus Christ returns, in all His resplendent glory, and Donald J. Trump is anointed. It is Judgment Day. It's fast-paced, crazy, and funny. It does not take itself too seriously, but with over 110 actual Bible quotes, it will surprise, amuse, and hopefully educate. I'm not aware of anything quite like it-anywhere--ever. If anything, it reads like an episode of South Park (Trey and Mat--call me...). Or something Seth McFarlane would do (Sorry Seth, about the hell thing...I asked myself, "What would Jesus do?") All characterizations are parodies of actual people. It is a work of fiction. None of this has happened or will happen (What did you say? A golden chariot just landed in Times Square? Did you say right-winged horses? What does that even mean? I'm outa here...) The slant is definitely satirical, irreverent, and all are skewered in my Judgment tale: conservative and liberal, Republican and Democrat, religious and irreligious, rich and poor. There is a lot of political humor. Conservatives will cheer as the godless liberals get their just reward, but as our story progresses, it becomes clear that no one will escape judgment. Sinners will be sent to hell. A lot of sinners. A whole lot of sinners. Trust me, it's not pretty. It is The Second Coming. It is black humor, dark, biting, controversial, and sometimes hysterical. And, being sinners, there are a few F-bombs in our R-rated tale. So if you are easily offended, I would pass on this. Look inside or download a sample of the Kindle version. How would the personalities of today react to this world-changing event? Would they consider it "fake news?" Would they reject it as a hoax? Would they shoot the UAP out of the sky? How exactly would that play out? Instead of interpreting the Bible, as most do, we assume everything in the Old and New Testament is the Word of God and true. As Jesus says, "It is as it is written." Read the book to the end before you comment as it goes through several "phases" and you may not get the point (or humor) until the very last chapter. Also, no spoilers, please! If you like the book, please recommend it to your friends and leave a comment. If you have any comments you can contact me at my website: improbulos.com. I'm also on YouTube and Twitter @IMProbulos. #TrumpAnointedByGod I. M. Probulos