Curses and Blessings for All Occasions
Author | : Bradley Trevor Greive |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 175 |
Release | : 2012-07-31 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781449414863 |
ISBN-13 | : 1449414869 |
Rating | : 4/5 (869 Downloads) |
Download or read book Curses and Blessings for All Occasions written by Bradley Trevor Greive and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.