Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I

Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I
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Total Pages : 86
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ISBN-10 : 9781456625726
ISBN-13 : 1456625721
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Book Synopsis Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I by : BuzzzzOff

Download or read book Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I written by BuzzzzOff and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief. It affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year. This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the "why" of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats! Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment. Hugs and Kisses, Buddy [email protected]


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