The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life
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ISBN-10 : 1480280674
ISBN-13 : 9781480280670
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Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life by : Birdy Jones

Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life written by Birdy Jones and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch! https://amzn.to/2K88W2L(This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)


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