Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 24 |
Release | : 2016-05-08 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781533737649 |
ISBN-13 | : 1533737649 |
Rating | : 4/5 (649 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-05-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,200 words. WARNING: Contains toe cheese.